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She thought she was ready for anything, but she had no idea what

She thought she knew pleasure, but she had no idea what was coming.

She thought she was in for a wild night, but she had no idea

She thought it was just a regular night out, but when she got

She thought she was ready for anything, but she had no idea what

He thought he was ready for anything, but he had no idea what

She thought she was ready for anything, but she had no idea what

She thought she was ready for anything, but she had no idea what

She thought she was ready for anything, but she had no idea what

Thought I heard someone coming

and I thought you weren't coming