What's your favorite euphemism for masturbating?

Whoops 😉

Whoops! My papers fell!

Whoops my towel fell!

My comfort outfit is this black shirt with nothing underneath

She wasn't paying attention and her little one fell

my mother was having an affair with my father's bestfriend. i

Whoops I fell over

Came So Hard She Fell Off The Bed

After a full day of being told I’m flat and petite, at least

I hope I’m creampie material!

Felt like I was rock climbing on daddy’s dick ;)