She said she wants Ryan not Ranjeev, you thought she was joking

My girlfriend sends you a video of her monster booty. You thought

You thought she was at girls night...

You thought she were on her way home, when you received this..

Your girlfriend said she likes black. You thought she was talking

You thought she was waiting until marriage to have sex.. but

You thought she was waiting until marriage to have sex.. but

You thought she went to bed…

My lil brother told me his gf gotta bigger ass than me and she

She thought she was alone

you thought she'd learn to cook and clean, she learnt that your

You thought she’d be disappointed. Turns out your girlfriend