Your face looks comfy, may I take a seat?

May I take a seat on your face ?

This big jiggly ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

May I take a seat on your face?

May I take a seat on your face?

May I take a seat on your face?

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

May I have a seat on your face

may I use your face as my seat

May I use your face as a seat for my ass

May I crush your face, pls?