[f] I love pissing on the dirty laundry before I wash it

[f] The floor needed a wash...💦

Wash over me with your rain.

My mirror needed a wash

Let me wash the dishes for you

What, isn't this how you wash your sheets??

Wash your face

Remember to wash your hands - I’ll help 😏

I want to wash your face with it

How does breakfast with a glass of me to wash it down for you

Would you help wash my hair too?

I pee and you wash the shower glass with your tongue, deal?