The Perfect Shirt To Wear At Home

Waited a month for these, so im gonna wear them even if I'm stuck

I used to wear this shirt a lot, now I just jerk in it at home

Gonna wear this tonight, would you pull it up after we come home

the only thing I wear at home is this shirt

That’s the shirt I’m gonna wear when I’ll open the door

if i just wear this when u come home u know what's gonna happen

Ok two choices: wear the shirt, or smear it all over your face,

I just got home from dinner and so many guys were staring at

She's gonna have to shower before returning home

This shirt got me yelled at. Oh well, still gonna wear it and

If you're gonna be my bf, you need to know that I don't wear