Woke up in the middle of the night rock hard. PM's welcomed.

Woke up feeling extra hard today

Woke up so hard, who wants to start their morning with a bang?

you know it’s rock hard when…

Woke up hard af thinking about you 😉

Woke up this morning a bit hard

Woke up super hard, had to show somebody 😊

I woke up rock hard 🍆💦

Woke up hard as fuck

Never woke up this hard before, take care of it?

Woke up with a hard monster👀

I like being nice, hard, and messy