Truckers keep hitting on me, I have no idea why...

Why do hotels always make me horny? [GIF]

A tentacle is cumming on her mouth

My neighbors always want to come over for coffee... not sure

why you should always vacation with binoculars 😈 [GIF]

Everyone was always staring out their windows when I was out

Probably why women are always taking so long in the restroom...

Planes always make me horny and I have no idea why! [GIF]

Planes always make me horny and I have no idea why! [GIF]

And now you know why us moms are always late for everything…mmm

I always hear the question: tits or ass, I say why not both!!!

This is the real reason why mommies are always late to everything…I