This is how I’ll hypnotize you into staying home today….did

Are you okay with staying home with me instead of going to work?

Staying home is better than work

Staying home is better than work

Staying home is better than work

Staying home is better than work

Feeling like staying home from work

[OC] She will be home from work a little later than normal.

Stayed home from work to be ass trained…

Your squirtier home girl is waiting for you after work

This is what you should be coming home from work to

Sent this on your lunch break, you returning to work or staying