Despite your asshole professor failing you on every assignment,

You always wondered why the asshole of the friend group came

You came home early from college to a sight you will never forget!

You come home early to find your bully is breeding your Girlfriends.

My sister came home from school early and caught mom with my

You decide to leave work early because your boss wasn't in today

Nothing just took my mom to a club and then she told me she is

You come home from work early to find your wife with your bully

Your best friend just visited your wife at home...He just turned

You come home from college early to find your mom getting fucking

Coming home early to your bully and mom

My husband came home early to find me fucking his co-worker.