Who Needs a Man When You Have a Perfectly Good Right Hand?

Who needs a toilet when you have a big ol' kitchen sink? [F]

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a pillow when you have 36G’s 🙈

Who needs a Fleshlight when you have your sister!

who needs a belt when you have one of these

Who needs a cup when you have my mouth

Who needs a shirt when you have mermaid hair?

Who needs a toilet when you have fans like this? Full 24 min

Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Step Brother?

Who needs a bathroom when you have a bedroom?

Who needs a gym when you have a butt like this?