You thought it'd be nice for your wife to make new friends.

And you thought she didn't like blowjobs because they were degrading!

You thought I was sweet and innocent and don’t cheat

You should honestly thank her. So what if you've been meaning

Sorry babe I've been doing it a while, I thought it would help

You thought she went to bed…

The groom thought I was getting ready with my bridesmaids…

You thought your girlfriend had some negotiation skill unless

When your casting director neighbour mentioned how desperate

I never thought I’d cheat on you at a pool party. But these

My girlfriend wanted to try body swapping and I thought why not,

Cute how you thought she was loyal