he didn't make the countdown

Yeah, I know the bus left without you. Because your coach is

He didn't pass the test

Help me do the dishes 😉💦

Favorite way to do the dishes!

He says I’m the best he’s ever had

He didn't get the joke

Motivating roommate to do the dishes

He didn't catch the knife

He didn’t deliver the work and we punished him

He didn’t deliver the car on the date, he took a dick

He made me do the work.