HMFT after getting cracked like a walnut

HMFT after I pull a wheelie

HMFT after my selfie with a train

HMFT after this barrel explodes in my face

HMFT after I argue in the middle of the road

HMFT after I try to light a firework in the middle of the road.

HMFT after I get beaten and robbed, and then he was accidentally

HMFT after an asshole moped driver stops in front of me.

HMFT after I look down in hockey

HMFT after I get sucker kicked in the face

Stroke and suck after he came in my mouth and I choked a bit.

Cleaning up after a facial in his Vegas hotel room