How come no one ever talks about dinner in bed?

Lets stay in bed all day shall we? U can eat my ass for dinner

Spread my ass open and eat

Thought we could eat dinner in bed tonight.

Would you eat dinner with me...in bed?

You're tired and hungry and just wanna eat and go to bed.. but

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

She thought it was just another night in bed, but then he started

POV: I surprised you with dinner in bed

Skip dinner and eat this

Say 'eat' if you'd eat my ass for dinner

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