Was enjoying this Chinese takeout only to spit out a friggin

There is a reason my KD is 0.75

I have to be the reason you look at your phone with your head

I'm a dirty little nympho who will make you cum again and again.

Redditor can't hold it anymore and has to cum all over me but

Nobody of my friends know why I am using Reddit.. Here is the

Let’s Make America Great Again (if you know what I mean...)

ReflectionOfMirage once again absolutely owned me. I tried to

the real reason why my showers take so long

I must be ovulating again!

Fineee…you won fair and square at strip poker and I’m a woman

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love black shirts