Push'em up!

Rub 'em out!

Spread 'em so I can paddle them. 😈

[f]Squish'em, squeeze'em, suck'em, slap'em, boil'em, mash'em...

You already knew your balls were useless for anything other than

Po-ta-toes? Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew! 🧝🏻‍♀️

Po-ta-toes? Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew! 🧝🏻‍♀️

Po-ta-toes? Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew! 🧝🏻‍♀️

Po-ta-toes? Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew! 🧝🏻‍♀️

The secret to ball busting is to catch 'em by surprise 🤭🍆😂😘

2.5k ⬆️ and I’ll dip em in Carolina reaper sauce 😏🥜❌

I'm that mean 18yo that loves to crush 'em balls