MMC after I livestream myself getting hit by a car

MMC after I smash my head into this car during a fight

MMC after I get caught between the wheels of a FedEx trailer

MMC after I suffer an aneurysm during my nursing shift

MMC after a tree falls on us during a typhoon while crossing

MMC after I fall on a brick during a drunken fight

MMC after I'm accidentally shot during a training exercise

MMC after my plane crashes during a military parade

MMC after my accomplice accidentally kills me during a robbery

MMC after I get shot by a security guard during an argument

This is my way of flirting during our first date

My wildest fantasy is getting pounded during my shift