When you're bored and can't sleep

When you're horny and hungry at the same time

When you're trying to get the gold medal in a hot dog eating

When you're hot and you're looking for cold weather to challenge

When you’re overseas and its 120 degrees outside, but you’re

When you’re horny and you can’t wait to get home…

when you're raiding and the neighbors come to be funny and camp

When you're hungry and the meal is ass

When it comes to hard sex, there's nothing quite like doing it

When you're trying to get some work done but you're also a freeuse

Say ‘hi’ if you’re straight and get turned on by this…

Say ‘hi’ if you’re straight and get turned on by this