MMC after I attempt to re-enact a Call of Duty game irl x2

MMC after I decide to lie the middle of the street

MMC after I get pinned to the ground by part of an oil rig

MMC after a block of debris randomly falls on me

MMC after I jump to the side of an escalator and get electrocuted

MMC after I'm sideswiped into the path of another car

MMC after a chunk of building falls on my head

MMC after a failed boarding of an accelerating tow truck

MMC after my partner shoots me in the head after an argument

All good guys deserve a wife who will take care of you like me

[M4F] Once you were a beautiful, self-made women. After a night

Result after 1 hour of edging, join me next time?