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The morning is good (f)or two things, a full bladder and loud farts ๐
peegonewild by opalcurves
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The "I'm a drink or two shy of not caring that my in-laws are
The first thing upon waking in the morning is fun in bed ๐
The first thing I think about in the morning is you. And you
Two things i need ATTENTION and a DICK on my feet๐
Two things i need ATTENTION and a DICK in my holes๐
The night was hot and steamy, and the air was thick with anticipation.
The first thing I do in the morning is masturbate.