MMC after some guy runs into my motorcycle

MMC after I get capped by an over-qualified baby-sitter

MMC after I get stuck inside a window after a failed burglary

MMC after I get run over by a bus

MMC after I get sucker punched and beat up for no apparent reason

MMC After my head smashes into the ground after hitting a pothole

MMC after I get run over

MMC after a pickup crashes into me

MMC after I get launched into a guardrail by a truck

MMC after I get launched into the air and dragged by a car

MMC after we get into a fight in a Walmart parking lot

After my girlfriends best friend stole my body I was furious,