if you ladies need a seat, my face is right here...

take a seat & insert your face here!

I need a seat, is your face available?;)

Let me seat on your face

can a 2003 girl take a seat on your face?

Your face makes the best seat

can a 2003 girl take a seat on your face?

Who's face can I use as a seat

Would you risk your life just for me to seat on your face

I need a new seat.. how about your face-

About to take a seat on your face if that’s ok ;)

I need a new seat.. how about your face-