taking applications for a personal toilet bowl xx

Who wants to replace the toilet

Getting used as toilet is one my jobs

I really need a personal toilet for when I pee.. do you think

I offered to be their toilet for the night

All this pee should be on your face, not in the toilet

Your mouth should be my new toilet

I can literally crack the porcelain of a toilet when I piss!

Got drunk at your house and didn’t wanna use the toilet

Want to be my personal toilet? I’ll pee in your mouth whenever

Not using toilet paper makes me feel naughty

And I just run out of toilet paper... Wouldn't mind some help!