let me use your face as a chair ;)

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

You are going to love when i use your face like a chair

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

I'm thinking of using your face as my own personal chair

I need a chair... Could i use your face?

I need a new chair or face

I feel like you want to bury your face in my butt!

Would it be okay to use your face as a chair?

Im gonna use ur face as a chair and you’ll love it