In need of a comfortable chair (or face) to sit on

does my chair look like its comfortable to sit on?

I’m gonna sit on your face

Your face is so comfortable- can I sit down?

Would you let me sit on your face?:)

As long as you have a face I’ll always have a place to sit

I want to sit on your face sir

Let me sit on your lap

He told me to sit down, get comfortable and open my legs

Your face looks like a comfortable place for me to sit

I deserve to sit on something more soft and comfortable. And

a comfortable place to sit?