This counts as b/g to me

This counts as a whip out right!?

This counts as one of my [f]ive a day right?

Call an ambulanse or something (i think this counts as nsfw)

I think this counts as a drop

This counts as a kind of mating press?

This counts as cuddling, babe.

I think this counts as twerking, what do you think?

I think this counts as dp... dp .5!

What does this count as to you?

... I think this counts as a talent

Do you think this counts as tittyfucking?