It won't be a date if it doesn't end like this ... Or will it

If it doesn't hurt it's not good

If it's not messy....you're not doing it right :)

If it doesn’t make my eyes too back I don’t want it 🥰

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your

It’s not a monster dong if it doesn’t glow!

It's not heavenly if it doesn't drip, right?

If it doesn’t work out it’s no biggie!

If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it doesn't

If it doesn't hurt, it's not real. Give up and accept that I'm

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

If it doesn’t leave marks, it’s not hard enough