It won't be a date if it doesn't end like this ... Or will it

If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong on

It doesn't hurt to give him a bit of a slap. It's kinda fun actually.

If it doesn't show my boobs, it's not a good outfit

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

It's not gay if it doesn't go IN your mouth

It’s not gay if it doesn’t go in, Gooner!

It’s not gay if it doesn’t slip in, Bud!

It's not a successful first date if it doesn't end like this