Look how small my asshole is daddy... oh wait, I'm sorry daddy.

“ I told you to take tht car to the shop right…now I gotta

Your crush with you: sorry I’m saving myself for marriage.

Oh no, my favourite shorts sorry daddy

Uh oh daddy, I dropped my towel

Oh I'm sorry, I think I dropped my masculinity over here, have

Oh, I think I lost my toy, can you help me find it, daddy?

Oh fuck! I peed all over the floor again. I’m really sorry

Oh sorry, I dropped your forms boss, how can I make it up to

Oh, I accidentally dropped my pencil, sorry, I'll pick it up

oh I dropped my favorite toy again, what are you looking at?

(21) Oh now you want your key back? Sorry boy, not gonna happen.