You have failed at life. Nothing else matters now. Only PORN

Porn slop is love. Porn slop is life

Make porn part of your life, fuck everything else

Porn is good/gooning is good/life is good

Don’t worry about your responsibilities gooner, porn is far

I may be straight but this is the only way I would ever react

Plap your brain off! Your screen is so much more important than

Fuck up your social life~ Ruin your brain! Completely destroy

Cum your life away~ It's better if the only thing you have to

Let your need for porn ruin your life~ Just take all of its filth

i crave a porn mommy to take over my life just like this and

Porn ruined your life but this is so much better 💕