"Look how much fun mommy's having dear! I love your frat brothers,

I’m the kind of friend that will let you nut in my mouth if

Your secretary has been having naughty thoughts about you…

Other girls try to make me feel bad for having smaller boobs…

I have a bad habit of having sex on the first date ;)

Other girls try to make me feel bad for having my boobs… any

I’m the kind of friend that will let you nut in my mouth if

Needed to unwind after a hard week. Sometimes having a hard

I told him I was having a bad day & he told me he knew a way

Sorry, but I read your dirty thoughts

Having sex takes all the bad thoughts out of your head

If you were having a bad day… I hope this makes it better