can you eat me for breakfast lunch dinner.. and maybe dessert?;)

would this convince you enough to eat my ass?

I’m not too shy to ask…will you please eat me for lunch today?

Maybe you’d like to eat out for lunch today…lunch is on me…

If you’re not busy for lunch today maybe you like to eat out

I just want to convince you to eat my ass... or maybe not just

If you don’t have any plans for breakfast this morning maybe

Maybe I could persuade you to eat out for lunch today… [F]

Maybe I could persuade you to eat out for lunch today… [F]

Daddy, would you rather eat my bush or my butt for lunch? Maybe

Maybe I could persuade you to eat out for dinner tonight… [F]

Maybe skip lunch today and eat me instead