The moment I knew I was a true alpha was when I looked down and

When there’s no girls at the NYE party but your buds still

Most guys have a plain, butterface, or chubby girl who he secretly

Got my hands on my buds girl before going to work in the morning

My goon buds love it when I dress up as a girl and come over.

How my girl dresses up for my Gooner Buds when I’m at work

I want my goon buds to fuck me like a girl

Porn sets high unrealistic beauty standards. Most gooners would

I bet you buds think about your girl like this too

I need buds to catfish me as a girl with a massive cock as they

Fuck I need a girl to hold me down and force me to cheat while

Wanna fuck a buds girl like this so bad, it’s so hot