Your face looks comfy. Let me take a seat

I need a seat , can I borrow your face? 😈🔥😋

can I use your face as a seat?

I need to take a seat somewhere, is it okay to be on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

I will seat on that face and smash it

Your face is my perfect seat

Her face is the best seat in the house

A true gentleman would of[f]er me a seat…on his face

Can I use your face as a seat

I bet your face would make a good seat