"Okay so if I go on a date with you... I can have my body back?"

My stupid sister thought that my alpha male bully was taking

My Bumble date thought my husband would be jealous, but I said

She thought it was just a regular first date, but it turned into

He thought he was just going to a blindfolded daddy-son date

He said he's going to eat something, I thought we're going on

I had gotten a girl at school pregnant. At first I thought I

I’ve kept that I’ve been possessing my girlfriend to do her

You thought she is a cute little girl and went for a date to

I thought an arcade first date would be a great idea. However,

You couldn’t believe it. After asking me to be your date to

Say yes if you fuck me on the first date without a second thought