I'll look perfect on you

"The perfect ass doesn't exist" My ass:

"The perfect ass doesn't exist" My ass:

"The perfect ass doesn't exist" My ass:

my neighbor told my ass is perfect

"The perfect ass doesn't exist" My ass:

Oh look the perfect place for a spank!

It's always a struggle to find a perfect pants with a booty that

Perfect doggystyle with a big dumptruck

Just my perfect goth dumptruck

I have an absolute dumptruck of an ass

just my perfect emo dumptruck