You can take the kid out of college but you can’t take the

It's not a real workout unless you work a big load out of a cock

I'm not a washing machine but you can put a load in me

You can’t beat the sounds of a woman clapping their arse against

Not on birth control but you can still cream pie me

It's not a candy cane but you can still suck it😉

You Can’t Beat the [F]eeling

It's not your birthday, but you can blow out the candle.

You can't beat the View at the Peak

You can't beat the View at the Peak

You can't beat the View at the Peak

You can’t beat the jiggle of a natural pair