It's anal, So it doesn't count

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if they don’t bounce, it doesn’t count 😉

if they don’t bounce, it doesn’t count 😉

It Doesn’t count as incest if there’s no penetration

It doesn't count if it's just the tip, bud!

It doesn't count as cheating if your husband jerks off to the

If it doesn't bounce it doesn't count... $5.99 Sale / NO PPV/

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it

It doesn't count if you spit it out

If his girlfriend isn’t home and we are outside it doesn’t

It doesn't count if it happens in the club