[Mature Content] r/TotallyStraight on Reddit: Swallow that fucking

Don’t worry bro its not gay I’ll just swallow all the evidence

(Discord - pitchpurple) It's gonna be totally fine as long as

It’s not gay if your bro rides better than your wife

It’s not gay to let your bro take you out for Valentine’s

It's not gay to mess around now when I have huge tits, bro

It’s not gay as long as I don’t swallow any right bro?

It's not gay if I swallow all the evidence after you fuck me,

Don't worry bro, your girlfriend was a bitch. Let me be your

bud I've told you it's just way easier to clean up if I swallow

It's not gay, just making sure your bbc doesn't get dry bro

Wouldn't be gay to help bro not waste his load