This is how your wife-to-be decided to tell everyone that you're

Never tell your new girl about the real man who took your last

I love working out with my ex but don't tell my boyfriend

When you tell your husband's friend

Your girlfriend didn't tell you what her post-work plans were

"We can tell him it's his."

Your wife already wants this, so tonight’s the night you tell

I should tell my husband that I have a bull, right?

She could tell he was bigger

She did this to teach you about humility.. he's probably gonna

Why The Fuck Did I Tell My Girl To Be Better In Bed...

Tell her she’s a good slut