Dear office crush, since we’ve got Covid under control but

What it would look like if you let a xsmall teen like me sit

do i have permission to sit on your face? :)

My chair broke…can I sit on your face instead

Can I sit on your face instead of this chair? 🇵🇰🪑🍑

I like my chair, but can I sit on your face instead?

This chair isn't comfy, can I sit on your face instead?

I'd rather sit on your face or on your hard wood than in this

My ass is bored of siting on my desk chair… can sit on your

I was thinking I could trade this computer chair out for your

May I sit on your face instead of the chair next sir? ;)

It's pretty bad that my chair broke, now I need to sit on your