A beard and a boner.

Raise your boner if you like my beard here

There's a few things that my beard and boner have in common here...

Beard and half a boner- is this enough to get you started?

Beard, boner, and balls

How bout some beard and boner in black and white ?

Beard? Check. Boner? Check.

How bout some Beard and Boner in B&W

First thing that comes to mind?

You know the story, handyman comes to fix the tub, my white shirt

Which one are you riding first? Beard or boner?

Beard then boner