I accidentally sent a dick pic to my bro once! Now he sends me

No homo, you are just showing me what that stripper done to you

No homo, I am just showing you a real hard workout💪

Right now I am hypnotizing you with my enigmatic dance

It’s not gay if it’s with a burglar, I’m in a bad part

My two favourite buds love teasing me about how “gay” I am

My bud said you wear your wife’s clothes then I am going to

Am I hypnotizing you?

Not gay if I look and dress super feminine and am built like

I am in love with bouncing boobs. they're so hypnotizing

Not gay if he helped me become this way, and now I am loyal to

My fiance told me about having a honeymoon in Jamaica so I wanted