You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You couldn’t help feeling turned on seeing your 2 meathead

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

You bought a new remote and I wasn't sure what it did, but you

You're watching TV and she lies on the floor in front of you

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you're in the tub, relaxing. you look up to find this in front

You and your father frozen in shock when your mom's lover broke

You both promised to no touching. But, as a gooner, seeing this

You couldn’t believe that the girl in front of you was me!

What would you do if you see me doing this in front of you?