Im so embarrassed, I look like some sort of naughty college student.

We never wear underwear when we go out

We have too much fun when we go out

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

Finding new fun things to stretch my holes, just shove it in

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

When we go out on a date, I’ll wear a buttplug just so we can

My husbands friends always want to tag along when we go out for