You were in the Mall on the escalator when you felt a brief chill

You were happy to hear your crush call you over to help her with

You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

You bought a new remote and I wasn't sure what it did, but you

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…