You were in the Mall on the escalator when you felt a brief chill

You were happy to hear your crush call you over to help her with

You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You failed your biology exam and during parents teacher meeting

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

You'd be proud of her when she's sitting in front of you like

You're sitting in a chair, and I'm standing in front of you COS

You couldn’t believe that the girl in front of you was me!