Just trying to take a shower, but my boobs keep distracting me...

There’s no sense in trying to cover them up, they always find

POV: we're trying to watch a movie together

Poor [f]ella slipped down two stairs trying to holler at me -

Trying to get you hard this morning

Don't mind me, just trying to mesmerize you with my huge assets.

The only thing harder than my nipples would be you trying to

Just trying to catch your attention

Just trying to give you a reason to touch yourself, did it work?:)

Judging by the stares I guess these are distracting

Ethan Seeks can't keep his eyes off his stacked stepmom Mona

Not sure if these are enough to impress you, but at least I'm