Your gf was in baby fever - you told her you didn’t want a

Sorry babe, I’ve been fucking my brother for years — tonight

You know I don’t want to feel like I’m missing out, babe,

My girlfriend disappeared a few days ago. I've been distraught

Sorry for being late babe — ukulele lessons were long.. so

Sorry babe, I really thought it could talk to him into not bullying

Sorry babe, we forgot condoms 😔😔😔

“sorry babe he’s just bigger & it looks better”

Sorry babe, his dick is just bigger 🍆😍💕

Hey babe, sorry i cheated on you, again 🍆💦🤭

Sorry babe that's all you get now

Sorry babe, i belong to my little brother 🥰🍆😈